OMGWTFBBQ! Best. T-shirt. Ever.

According to UrbanDictionary.com, OMGWTFBBQ is a meaningless acronym which most often stands for "Oh My God What The F##k Barbeque," used when one wants to emphasize one's own incoherence, lack of understanding, or to mock others. This t-shirt shows the fictional logo of the OMGWTFBBQ shack. It's lip smackin' ROFLMAO good!

OMGTFBBQ

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Ship Happens

Here's a little something to wear on that cruise you take this summer.



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There are many great scenes in the Chris Farley - David Spade buddy film "Tommy Boy"...
"That's gonna leave a mark."
"Fat guy in a little coat."
"Tommy want wingy."
and the classic Deer in the backseat.

But my personal favorite is "Bees! Ripping off my flesh! Run! Protect yourselves! Your firearms are useless against them!"

I loved this scene so much, I had to make a t-shirt about. Like to see it? Here it goes...

Bees: Your Firearms Are Useless Against Them

The Video

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Transylvania T-Shirt

Science fiction! Double feature! Doctor X will build a creature! See androids fighting! Brad and Janet! Anne Francis stars in Forbidden Planet. Wo oh oh oh oh oh. At the late night, double feature, picture show!

Here's one for all the citizens of Transylvania and virgins alike. "Transylvania: It's Fantastic" a funny faux tourism shirt featuring a map of the country/planet of Transylvania, swarming vampire bats, and a tagline that gives a nod to the country's most famous export, the vampire Count Dracula.

Wear it for Halloween or at your next Rocky Horror party. It's Fangtastic!

Transylvania: It's Fangtastic!

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Size Matters featured on Tuesday Teez

On every Tuesday of the month, TuesdayTeez.com picks the best t-shirts on the internet and presents them to you.
This week's edition of Tuesday Teez features one of ShagTees' best-selling geek and nerd shirts. "Size Matters" is a clever play on old-school penis jokes, featuring an image of a brain, because in the long run intelligence trumps all.
"Size Matters" (brain) funny nerd t-shirt



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The Manatee - Nature's Nautical Speed Bump

Okay, we're all for saving endangered species, but come on. When doing so begins to inconvenience our private personal recreation time, you've got to draw the line. Who do these sea cows think they are anyway? I'm talking about the manatee - scourge of Florida's boating community.

Local governments along the Manatee River recently passed ordinances dropping boat speeds in specific areas.

In Tampa, local manatees are up to no good - wrecking crab nets and ending up in rehab.

For all of you boaters and wildlife lovers out there, you can now enjoy this politically incorrect, funny t-shirt - "The Manatee - Nature's Nautical Speed Bump". Wear it to your next Save the Wetlands or PETA meeting and be the hit of the party.

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Funniest, Most Offensive Yet Intellectual T-Shirt... EVER!

I'd like to take a moment to pay homage to the best offensive t-shirt ever made. This piece of brilliance comes from the folks at T-Shirt Hell, who specialize in making shirts that take a certain attitude and big set of balls to actually wear in public.

The winner of the best offensive shirt ever is... "Slavery: Gets Shit Done".

When I first saw this shirt, I laughed steadily for a good 10 minutes. I'd stop, look away and collect myself, then look and bust out all over again. Seriously, I couldn't breathe.

This shirt manages to be both crude and intellectual at the same time. Highbrow meets lowbrow. Truly brilliant. Let's take a look...

First off, the shirt is beautifully designed - the iconic imagery is easily recognizable and the fonts bring the message to the forefront from any distance. The shirt is designed for maximum visual impact.

Next, the joke itself. I mean really, slavery is offensive anywhere in the world. In the United States, the word immediately brings to mind the enslavement of blacks in the first half of the country's history. But this shirt brilliantly sidesteps that particular flaming paper bag on the doorstep and takes us back to a few thousand years ago and ancient Egypt's enslavement of its own people (as well as captives from enemy neighbors).

It's easy to forget that one of the most iconic, easily recognized and universally admired objects on the planet was built with slave labor. Think about it, did any of the Seven Wonders of the Ancient World just happen? We look back on these marvels and think "Wow! How did they do that way back then?" Well, here's your answer...

Slavery. Gets Shit Done.

Mona Lisa Ninja on TuesdayTeez

Mona Lisa Ninja, one of the best selling t-shirts of the summer, has made this week's Tuesday Teez. Drop by Tuesday Teez and cast your vote for Mona Lisa Ninja as this week's top t-shirt.
Get your own Mona Ninja T-Shirt in regular or super stealthy style...

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NSFW - Not Safe For Work

NSFW - Not Safe For Work. You've seen this warning in e-mail messages that your buddies send you, and you know that it's going to be good stuff. Heh heh. Just make sure the boss isn't looking over your shoulder or you'll get busted for porn.

This funny t-shirt says "Content Has Been Rated - NSFW - Not Safe For Work - By Shagtees.com for the protection of the moral fiber of the country."

Whether you are a complete hottie or a hardly working slacker, this shirt is for you.

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TuesdayTeez.com Loves ShagTees

Every week, Tuesday Teez highlights a select group of the freshest, coolest t-shirts on the internet. They regularly feature shirts from some of my personal favorite shops like Detour Designables, Flippin Sweet Gear and BurnTees.

This week, ShagTees makes its first appearance on Tuesday Teez with one of our best summertime sellers - "Stop. Hammertime." This homage to one of rap's greatest entertainers and the coolest looking shark in the sea has been flying off the shelves as the Discovery Channel's "Shark Week" has driven the country into shark mania.

Check out Tuesday Teez every Tuesday morning. And don't forget to VOTE for "Stop. Hammertime." as your top tee shirt of the week.

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I Don't Feel Tardy

Okay, seriously. Just what is "tardy" anyway?

tar·dy (tärd)
adj. tar·di·er, tar·di·est
1. Occurring, arriving, acting, or done after the scheduled, expected, or usual time; late.
2. Moving slowly; sluggish.

From the Middle English meaning slow. As it RE-tard-Ed.

It's a funny sounding word, but too many and you could make a serious mark on your *Permanent Record*.

All you high schoolers out there, I'm going to let you in on a little secret - there is no such thing as a permanent record. What you go away with in high school will not affect your ability to land a position with that swanky law office - on the other hand, your lack of education, breeding and refined sophistication *will* do the job on your behalf.

Join the Slacker Nation and get this funny t-shirt so you can demonstrate your rebellious nature to the whole world.

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New Shagtees! Awesome, LOLcats

We've been busy here at ShagTees, cranking out new t-shirts for back to school. Check out some of our latest creations...

Rated Totally Awesome

The contents of this shirt have been rated "TTLY A". Look stylish hanging out at your locker with this clever combination of video game rating and text message speak. The red is smoking but we've got other colors available.

LOLCat I Iz On Ur Shirt

You don't have to be a cat person to *get* LOLCats. They're hilarious. Check em out at icanhascheezburger.com. This screened back LOL cat is hanging out - "I Iz On Ur Shirt".

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Shark Week!

Ladies and gentlemen - the time has come once again. Oh yes! It is Shark Week on the Discovery Channel.

If you're like me, then you can't get enough documentary TV in your life. Sure, Deadliest Catch and Dirty Jobs kick ass, and there's nothing more educational than Blue Planet.

But when Shark Week rolls around we're talkin some serious TV.

And in honor of that silent deadly 1 million year old eating machine known as the shark I give you the two week old tribute to the two-decade 90s hip hop star.

STOP! HAMMERTIME!

This t-shirt features a hammerhead shark alongside one of the greatest musical lyrics of the 1990s. You can't touch this!

Stop. Hammertime. - Funny Shark T-Shirt

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Shark Attack!

Jaws - The Lego Edition

Sharks with Frickin Laser Beams Attached to their Heads

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Never Forgets - Funny T-Shirt

Forget that dinosaur shirt you've seen other people wearing. Go with an evolutionary survivor. Unlike the brontosaurus, who had a brain the size of a walnut, an elephant "Never Forgets."

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Have You Seen Junior's Grades

And the Cradle Will Rock! Anyone who caught the awesome Van Halen Reunion tour this year... albeit between Eddie's stints in Rehab - cannot help but relive the glory days from the Women and Children First album.

This shirt commemorates one of the greatest "filler" lines in rock and roll history. In a song about a slacker going bad - running with gangs, losin sleep and winding up tied with who he meets - he's unemployed, his folks aren't overjoyed - the despondent father remarks "Have you seen Junior's grades?" {insert ripping Eddie Van Halen guitar solo here}

Some things never change. Whether the wayward boy has become hooked on gaming and World of Warcraft or done something really stupid like majoring in philosophy, nothing quite says "American Family" like the father's disappointment in his loser son.

Brings a tear to my eye, man. I need a moment.

This t-shirt features a retro icon of the disappointed alcoholic father lamenting that his son is a dumbass. Get it now at Shagtees.com.

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Runnin' With The Devil - funny runners t-shirt

Our local Hash House Harriers group meets at a local pub after the run. Inevitably, the bartender, a wiry leathery sprite of a woman asks "What have you been doing? You look like you've been running with the devil." The joke never gets old. Linda, this shirt's for you.

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Gourmet Coffee is for Suckers Funny T-Shirt

Mmmmmm. Coffee. Slurp.

I love a good cuppa joe, but I just don't understand why people will stop in at these fancy coffee shops on their way to work and stand in line for half an hour to order a "tall half caf double frappacino latte easy on the foam, no better make it a grande" only to walk out of Coffee Republic 20 minutes late for work and at least $5 poorer.

I make it in on time having already consumed 3 large mugs of good coffee brewed at home while casually reading the newspaper.

Is it the convenience? Is this other guy too busy to fix his own coffee and breakfast before heading out to the office? No. Not if he's got time stand in line at Starbucks, while the rest of us are waiting to start the meeting until Mr. Refined Taste for Java decides to grace us with his presence.

Let's face it. Gourmet Coffee is for Suckers. Fools and their money, soon parted.

Now you can get a t-shirt or coffee mug that says just that. Wear it to your next Poetry Slam and you'll get a round of finger snaps.


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Small is Tall - Proof That Coffee Snobs Are Idiots

One Man Visits 171 Starbucks in a Day

Lewis Black Rants (Big Surprise There)

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Evil Genius - Bent on World Domination Funny T-Shirt

Let's face it, we're all evil. Some of us just have higher aspirations.

This shirt is for the uber-evil, not merely the quasi-evil. We want nothing less than world domination. Much like Stewie Griffin, Blofeld, Dr. Evil and Madonna.



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Dr Evil

Stewie Griffin Hits the Red Carpet

Madonna has 4 Minutes to Dominate the World

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Slacker Panda T-Shirt

Finally now you know the truth on why Panda bears are an endangered species. They're fat, lazy slackers with no interest in sex. They lounge around all day watching Mythbusters, playing video games, sucking down Red Bulls and eating takeout food... Okay, they eat bamboo shoots but I'd bet my life on the Mythbusters part.

With the proliferation of all things China this summer - from earthquakes to the Beijing Olympics to the Jack Black Tour de Force "Kung Fu Panda" - what better way to honor and celebrate the Chinese people and culture than to celebrate their most significant contribution to the animal kingdom.

An animal that is too lazy to have sex!

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you... the Panda Bear - Darwinism at work.

Get this cool Panda t-shirt at Shagtees.com.

Bonus Clip: Jack Black discusses Kung Fu Panda

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I'm Positive I Lost an Electron - Funny Science T-Shirt

It's time to start shopping for Back To School. When you hit campus this fall, be sure to sport this funny t-shirt. Your chemistry professor will remember your name and slide you all kinds of extra credit when she sees your sophisticated intellectual sense of humor.

This design features an illustration of an atom with a runaway electron escaping and bouncing across the shirt underneath the phrase "I'm Positive I Lost An Electron."

The design looks especially good on dark shirts. Also available on coffee mugs, buttons, caps and mouse pads.

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