Tuesday, July 29, 2008

TuesdayTeez.com Loves ShagTees

Every week, Tuesday Teez highlights a select group of the freshest, coolest t-shirts on the internet. They regularly feature shirts from some of my personal favorite shops like Detour Designables, Flippin Sweet Gear and BurnTees.

This week, ShagTees makes its first appearance on Tuesday Teez with one of our best summertime sellers - "Stop. Hammertime." This homage to one of rap's greatest entertainers and the coolest looking shark in the sea has been flying off the shelves as the Discovery Channel's "Shark Week" has driven the country into shark mania.

Check out Tuesday Teez every Tuesday morning. And don't forget to VOTE for "Stop. Hammertime." as your top tee shirt of the week.

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I Don't Feel Tardy

Okay, seriously. Just what is "tardy" anyway?

tar·dy (tärd)
adj. tar·di·er, tar·di·est
1. Occurring, arriving, acting, or done after the scheduled, expected, or usual time; late.
2. Moving slowly; sluggish.

From the Middle English meaning slow. As it RE-tard-Ed.

It's a funny sounding word, but too many and you could make a serious mark on your *Permanent Record*.

All you high schoolers out there, I'm going to let you in on a little secret - there is no such thing as a permanent record. What you go away with in high school will not affect your ability to land a position with that swanky law office - on the other hand, your lack of education, breeding and refined sophistication *will* do the job on your behalf.

Join the Slacker Nation and get this funny t-shirt so you can demonstrate your rebellious nature to the whole world.

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Sunday, July 27, 2008

New ShagTees Shirt - Dancer: Stripping My Way Through College

Funny Dance T-shirt. Let's face it, dancing is hard work. There's always a little attitude with dancers, and usually a wicked sense of humor. Show up in the studio wearing this and watch all the heads turn.

The shirt features the graceful silhouette of a female dancing with the word "Dancer" flowing over it. Underneath "Dancer" is the tagline "stripping my way through college" in a ripple.

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Saturday, July 26, 2008

New Shagtees! Awesome, LOLcats

We've been busy here at ShagTees, cranking out new t-shirts for back to school. Check out some of our latest creations...

Rated Totally Awesome

The contents of this shirt have been rated "TTLY A". Look stylish hanging out at your locker with this clever combination of video game rating and text message speak. The red is smoking but we've got other colors available.
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LOLCat I Iz On Ur Shirt

You don't have to be a cat person to *get* LOLCats. They're hilarious. Check em out at icanhascheezburger.com. This screened back LOL cat is hanging out - "I Iz On Ur Shirt".
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Sunday, July 20, 2008

Graphic Tees That Rock from Reverie Apparel

Here at ShagTees, we don't make those cool graphic design t-shirts that you see on all the rock stars, deejays, and club hoppers. Being a bunch of smartasses, we're more concerned about making funny shirts, so we leave that stuff to the artsy types. Of course that doesn't mean don't love to wear graphic tees - we do - you know for important stuff like weddings and job interviews where more formal attire is required.

We recently discovered tees by Reverie Apparel. They look great and they're original - not the same crap that everybody else is wearing. (I'm talking to you pimply-faced-gothboy hangin out at Hot Topic).

Here are some faves...

Mike Walker

This one's a classic, clever homage to the Star Wars trilogy. I picked up one of these for a deejay friend of mine.


This is one of those shirts that you've got to look twice at. No it's not the praying hands, but something slightly more cynical. Nicely done.


My favorite. Long before there were iPods, iTunes and mp3s, you had to mix your own personalized tapes - every one a labor of love, filled with meaning, deep thoughts and personal expression. Ah the memories. I'm wearing this shirt now as I blog. Getting a little misty eyed... gonna need a moment.

Get these and other great original graphic tees from Reverie Apparel >>>

Wednesday, July 16, 2008

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Tuesday, July 15, 2008

Shark Week!

Ladies and gentlemen - the time has come once again. Oh yes! It is Shark Week on the Discovery Channel.

If you're like me, then you can't get enough documentary TV in your life. Sure, Deadliest Catch and Dirty Jobs kick ass, and there's nothing more educational than Blue Planet.

But when Shark Week rolls around we're talkin some serious TV.

And in honor of that silent deadly 1 million year old eating machine known as the shark I give you the two week old tribute to the two-decade 90s hip hop star.


This t-shirt features a hammerhead shark alongside one of the greatest musical lyrics of the 1990s. You can't touch this!

Stop. Hammertime. - Funny Shark T-Shirt

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Shark Attack!

Jaws - The Lego Edition

Sharks with Frickin Laser Beams Attached to their Heads

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Sunday, July 13, 2008

Never Forgets - Funny T-Shirt

Forget that dinosaur shirt you've seen other people wearing. Go with an evolutionary survivor. Unlike the brontosaurus, who had a brain the size of a walnut, an elephant "Never Forgets."
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Wednesday, July 9, 2008

Have You Seen Junior's Grades

And the Cradle Will Rock! Anyone who caught the awesome Van Halen Reunion tour this year... albeit between Eddie's stints in Rehab - cannot help but relive the glory days from the Women and Children First album.

This shirt commemorates one of the greatest "filler" lines in rock and roll history. In a song about a slacker going bad - running with gangs, losin sleep and winding up tied with who he meets - he's unemployed, his folks aren't overjoyed - the despondent father remarks "Have you seen Junior's grades?" {insert ripping Eddie Van Halen guitar solo here}

Some things never change. Whether the wayward boy has become hooked on gaming and World of Warcraft or done something really stupid like majoring in philosophy, nothing quite says "American Family" like the father's disappointment in his loser son.

Brings a tear to my eye, man. I need a moment.

This t-shirt features a retro icon of the disappointed alcoholic father lamenting that his son is a dumbass. Get it now at Shagtees.com.
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Monday, July 7, 2008

Runnin' With The Devil - funny runners t-shirt

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Our local Hash House Harriers group meets at a local pub after the run. Inevitably, the bartender, a wiry leathery sprite of a woman asks "What have you been doing? You look like you've been running with the devil." The joke never gets old. Linda, this shirt's for you.

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Thursday, July 3, 2008

Gourmet Coffee is for Suckers Funny T-Shirt

Mmmmmm. Coffee. Slurp.

I love a good cuppa joe, but I just don't understand why people will stop in at these fancy coffee shops on their way to work and stand in line for half an hour to order a "tall half caf double frappacino latte easy on the foam, no better make it a grande" only to walk out of Coffee Republic 20 minutes late for work and at least $5 poorer.

I make it in on time having already consumed 3 large mugs of good coffee brewed at home while casually reading the newspaper.

Is it the convenience? Is this other guy too busy to fix his own coffee and breakfast before heading out to the office? No. Not if he's got time stand in line at Starbucks, while the rest of us are waiting to start the meeting until Mr. Refined Taste for Java decides to grace us with his presence.

Let's face it. Gourmet Coffee is for Suckers. Fools and their money, soon parted.

Now you can get a t-shirt or coffee mug that says just that. Wear it to your next Poetry Slam and you'll get a round of finger snaps.

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Small is Tall - Proof That Coffee Snobs Are Idiots

One Man Visits 171 Starbucks in a Day

Lewis Black Rants (Big Surprise There)

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Evil Genius - Bent on World Domination Funny T-Shirt

Let's face it, we're all evil. Some of us just have higher aspirations.

This shirt is for the uber-evil, not merely the quasi-evil. We want nothing less than world domination. Much like Stewie Griffin, Blofeld, Dr. Evil and Madonna.

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Get this kickass Evil Genius T-shirt at ShagTees.com.

Dr Evil

Stewie Griffin Hits the Red Carpet

Madonna has 4 Minutes to Dominate the World

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