Size Matters featured on Tuesday Teez

On every Tuesday of the month, TuesdayTeez.com picks the best t-shirts on the internet and presents them to you.
This week's edition of Tuesday Teez features one of ShagTees' best-selling geek and nerd shirts. "Size Matters" is a clever play on old-school penis jokes, featuring an image of a brain, because in the long run intelligence trumps all.
"Size Matters" (brain) funny nerd t-shirt



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I Don't Feel Tardy

Okay, seriously. Just what is "tardy" anyway?

tar·dy (tärd)
adj. tar·di·er, tar·di·est
1. Occurring, arriving, acting, or done after the scheduled, expected, or usual time; late.
2. Moving slowly; sluggish.

From the Middle English meaning slow. As it RE-tard-Ed.

It's a funny sounding word, but too many and you could make a serious mark on your *Permanent Record*.

All you high schoolers out there, I'm going to let you in on a little secret - there is no such thing as a permanent record. What you go away with in high school will not affect your ability to land a position with that swanky law office - on the other hand, your lack of education, breeding and refined sophistication *will* do the job on your behalf.

Join the Slacker Nation and get this funny t-shirt so you can demonstrate your rebellious nature to the whole world.

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I'm Positive I Lost an Electron - Funny Science T-Shirt

It's time to start shopping for Back To School. When you hit campus this fall, be sure to sport this funny t-shirt. Your chemistry professor will remember your name and slide you all kinds of extra credit when she sees your sophisticated intellectual sense of humor.

This design features an illustration of an atom with a runaway electron escaping and bouncing across the shirt underneath the phrase "I'm Positive I Lost An Electron."

The design looks especially good on dark shirts. Also available on coffee mugs, buttons, caps and mouse pads.

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American Pi T-Shirt

It all started back in my freshman calculus class. We had this professor who was always making corny jokes.

One day, we were talking about the hilarious comedy movie "American Pie" and he overheard us. Next thing you know, he's up at the board and drew this big blob that sort of looked like a map of the USA with this ridiculously long string of numbers in it - 3.14159265358979323846.. and so on.

He turns around; looks at us with this big grin on his face and says "American Pi! Get it?".

We all looked at each other dumbfounded and then burst into laughter.

So in honor of one of my favorite teachers, ShagTees.com is proud to offer "American Pi" - a funny, punny and patriotic tee for mathematicians and college professors.

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Mona Ninja T-Shirt

This clever tee looks great in black, navy and military green. It features the Mona Lisa in her side occupation as a Renaissance ninja. The most recognizable eyes in history are revealed beneath a menacing ninja hood with katana sword strapped to her back. Great gift for art history buffs and closet ninjas.

"Mona Ninja" funny art history ninja t-shirt

Size Matters

It's graduation time. Need the perfect gift for the high school graduate? Something that they can wear when they go off to college? Well look no further.

The "Size Matters" Brain t-shirt is the perfect expression of academic prowess and intelligence combined with the coolness of a witty t-shirt. Also available as a coffee mug, mouse pad and button.

Get em now.

"Size Matters" (brain) funny nerd t-shirt