Here's one for all the citizens of Transylvania and virgins alike. "Transylvania: It's Fantastic" a funny faux tourism shirt featuring a map of the country/planet of Transylvania, swarming vampire bats, and a tagline that gives a nod to the country's most famous export, the vampire Count Dracula.
Wear it for Halloween or at your next Rocky Horror party. It's Fangtastic!
Get it at ShagTees.com - funny t-shirts for the sexy people. Oh... and for you too.