Thursday, February 28, 2008

How to Do a Keg Stand

It's not a college party now without the inevitable kegstand. While many young hooligans get started in high school, the keg stand becomes required once you hit the university ranks. If you've never seen it done before, we proudly offer you this video guide on "How to Do a Keg Stand."

Once you've got it down and you're ready to pound some beers, here some funny t-shirts to wear to your next keg party...

"Take A Stand" - Funny Keg Stand T-Shirt

Take A Stand - Beer Keg Stand Spring Break T-Shirt

"Lucky Keg Stand" - Funny Drinking Party T-Shirt

Lucky Keg Stand Shirt - Beer Keg Stand St Patrick's Day Spring Break T-Shirt

"999 Keg Stand of the Beast" - Funny Drinking Halloween Party T-Shirt

Keg Stand of the Beast Shirt - Beer Keg Stand Halloween Party Spring Break T-Shirt
Keg Stand of the Beast Shirt - Beer Keg Stand Halloween Party Spring Break T-Shirt

Wednesday, February 20, 2008

St. Patrick's Day T-Shirts

Yup, every year it's the same thing. You look forward to St. Patrick's Day because it's one of the few holidays of the year where you're encouraged to drink beer in massive quantities, get wasted, be obnoxious, hook up with someone you'll regret the next morning and potentially offend all your friends.

What could be better than that?

Well not so fast my friend.

"Are you wearing green?"

"No, why do you ask?... OUCH!! What the Fuck?!!!"

Next thing you know some jackass pinches you in places you would never want a loser like that to even look at.

Of course you could always try the old dodge...

"I've got green underwear on."

"Prove it."


Well my friend, this would not have happened if you had gotten yourself a snazzy St Patty's Day tee. Kick back and enjoy, as we look at some of the best t-shirts to wear to celebrate the wearin' of the green!

Best T-Shirt for Natural Redhead Irish Girls

Redhead Irish Girl Bada Bing T-Shirt

"Irish Girl!" This shirt is a clever parody of the Sopranos' Bada Bing strip club logo that highlights Irish pride, shamrocks, beautiful girls, natural redheads, and general flirtiness all in one fell swoop. You've got a touch of green, so you wear it for your St. Pats party and year round... if you're Irish, female, red haired, and hot or any combination thereof.

Best T-Shirt for Blonde Irish Girls

Irish Girl Bada Bing T-Shirt

Hey, we can't all be hot gingers. This shirt is a nice also-ran for the blondes and brunettes. You've got the "Irish Girl!" text with the mudflap girl silhouette in green.

Best T-Shirt for Hooking Up

I'm Magically Delicious T-Shirt

This shirt works for both girls and guys. "I'm Magically Delicious" It's a great conversation starter. "I'll show my pink heart if you let me see your yellow moon." or "Check out my purple horseshoe!" Everyone will be after your lucky charms. Even Dane Cook could get laid with this shirt.

Best Shirt for Nerds that Know How to Party

Duff Green T-Shirt

Duff Green! Nothing gives you street cred like Simpson's references. Remember when Homer took the tour of Duff Gardens brewing facilities and we saw that Duff, Duff Lite, Duff Dry and Skittlebrau all drew from the same tap? Hilarious. Well we know that DuffMan loves to party and get his Irish on. Enter Duff Green!

Best Shirt for Hardcore Party People

Lucky Keg Stand T-Shirt

Lucky Keg Stand T-Shirt. This shirt is for year round partiers. Spring Break, Cinco De Mayo, Halloween, you name it. If there's a party, this is the shirt to wear.

Best Shirt Belligerant Drunks Who Like to Start Fights

Irish Fight Club T-Shirt

You know that guy. He's probably about 5 feet tall, chain smokes and takes everything personally. You put your life on the line every time you go to the bar with him 'cause he expects you to "back him up" - not because he needs any help but because that what friends do. He may not be an Irishman, but he probably drinks like one. That cheeky little leprechaun!

Best T-Shirt for Smart Asses

I Pissed on the Blarney Stone T-Shirt

"I Pissed on the Blarney Stone" Every day tourists travel thousands of miles to kiss the Blarney Stone, a block of bluestone built into the battlements of Blarney Castle in County Cork, Ireland. According to legend, kissing the stone endows the kisser with the gift of gab (great eloquence or skill at flattery). What those hapless touristas don't realize is that the night before, the locals get tanked at their local pub on Guinness and Irish whiskey and stop by the castle to relieve themselves on the county's most famous tourist attraction. The next day, the hungover locals howl with laughter as fat pale tourists delight in pressing their lips to the stone only to turn their nose when they encounter the acrid smell of stale urine.

You could be that guy. Or at least claim you are with this classic t-shirt.

Friday, February 8, 2008

Winchester Tavern

Enjoy this video tribute to the Winchester, Shaun and Ed's favorite pub in the classic comedy film "Shaun of the Dead." Set to the opening theme music from the TV show Cheers "Where Everybody Knows Your Name."

Get the Winchester Tavern T-Shirt

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