Finally now you know the truth on why Panda bears are an endangered species. They're fat, lazy slackers with no interest in sex. They lounge around all day watching Mythbusters, playing video games, sucking down Red Bulls and eating takeout food... Okay, they eat bamboo shoots but I'd bet my life on the Mythbusters part.
With the proliferation of all things China this summer - from earthquakes to the Beijing Olympics to the Jack Black Tour de Force "Kung Fu Panda" - what better way to honor and celebrate the Chinese people and culture than to celebrate their most significant contribution to the animal kingdom.
An animal that is too lazy to have sex!
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you... the Panda Bear - Darwinism at work.
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Bonus Clip: Jack Black discusses Kung Fu Panda
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