Size Matters

It's graduation time. Need the perfect gift for the high school graduate? Something that they can wear when they go off to college? Well look no further.

The "Size Matters" Brain t-shirt is the perfect expression of academic prowess and intelligence combined with the coolness of a witty t-shirt. Also available as a coffee mug, mouse pad and button.

Get em now.

"Size Matters" (brain) funny nerd t-shirt

Summer Camp T-Shirts

Summer is here and you're looking for a cool, funny, yet dryly subtle and witty t-shirt for your vacation wardrobe. Well look no further.

The "Camp Morningwood" shirt looks completely legitimate to squares, yet carries off the morning erection joke three times. The text: "Camp Morningwood - pitching tents since 1969. Rise with the sun. Come for the fun."

Wear it to vacation bible school, on the job, college orientation, June weddings, you name it. Those in the know will be sniggering while the adults won't even give it a second glance.

"Oh yeah, I was a counselor in training at Camp Morningwood since my early teens. Ahh good times."

This shirt was designed especially for colored t-shirts but is available on white as well.

Dropping F Bombs

So this evening news anchor, Sue Simmons, slipped up with a huge on-air gaffe. She forgot that she was live and let an F-Bomb fly at the end of a teaser segment for the nightly news. While the video showed a preview for an upcoming segment, you hear her blurt out “What the F*ck are you doing!?!” at co-anchor Chuck Scarborough who was piddling on his laptop.

Wow! Only in New York! Well, not really... I've been known to drop an F-Bomb or two (thousand) in my day. But you just gotta love it when someone in the public eye lets one slip.

If you've been living under a rock for the last few weeks and haven't seen the video, here's a clip....





Droppin F Bombs T-Shirt

In honor of Ms. Simmons and her command of the English language, ShagTees.com is putting one of its top selling t-shirts, "Droppin F Bombs", on sale. You can look sharp and witty all at once wearing this dark tee with a vintage WWII bomber dropping Fs on unsuspecting victims in your pants. The charcoal gray and military green shirts look especially cool.

Enjoy!

Cuddy Strips for House

Network TV just got a whole lot better. In Monday's episode of Fox medical drama "House, M.D.", we got a very nice racy striptease as part of a good girl gone bad fantasy. Seeing the normally uptight hospital administrator Dr. Lisa Cuddy (played by Lisa Edelstein) dressed up in a sexy catholic schoolgirl outfit writhing on the strippers pole as part of one of Dr. Gregory House's delusional fantasies was the highlight of the night. The show is usually pretty intense, but this episode upped the ante.

For those who missed it...

And of course, we would be remiss if we didn't share some appropriate t-shirts celebrating the intelligent young women of America's strip clubs - working their way through college to become doctors and hospital administrators. Please give to the United Strippers College Fund - Making A Difference One Dollar at a Time!

Democratic Primary T-shirts

Let's face it - politics makes for great t-shirts. Anyone that knows me, knows that I'm no fan of New York Senator Hillary Clinton. If she wins the 2008 presidential election, I'll probably leave the country (just like Rosie O'Donnell, Alec Baldwin, and other hypocritical celebrities did when W beat Al Gore). However, President Hillary Clinton would be great for the t-shirt business. Here's a few anti-Hillary shirts for your chesty pleasure, as well as a couple Barack Obama t-shirts.

The Origin of 420

April 20 is National errr "Smokers" Day - the day when potheads across the United States get together to enjoy a toke.

The 4:20 celebration at the University of Colorado (from CollegeHumor)

The use of the term "420" to refer to marijuana use or cannabis culture has been around since the 70s and has woven itself subtly into general pop culture...

• The score of the football in Fast Times at Ridgemont High was 42-0.


• Most of the clocks in Pulp Fiction are set to 4:20.


• Online dating sites and roommate ads will often pronounce that they are "420 friendly" to indicate that they like to light up


• The state of California's bill regarding medical marijuana is called Senate Bill 420.

But where does the term come from?

Popular myths (all untrue) contend that 420 is the police code for a cop spotting miscreants smoking herb, or that April 20 is the day Jimi Hendrix and Jim Morrison died (incorrect it was September 18 and July 3 respectively), or that there are 420 active ingredients in marijuana (actually there are 315 chemical compounds).

The Real Story

But the truth is that the term originated as you would expect - from a bunch of stoners who decided to meet a specified time after school to light up. The group, known as the "Waldos" (because they liked to sit on a wall and watch people go by), attended San Rafael High School in California in 1971. They met each day at a statue of Louis Pasteur at exactly 4:20 p.m. to fire up a joint. Over time "420" became their code word for their happy time and all that went with it. They found they could talk about it in front of their parents by using the term 420 and the old man would be none the wiser. The term leaked into popular culture when the Waldos attended Grateful Dead concerts and shared their lingo with other Deadheads.

So here's to you Mr. Sitting on a Wall with a Silly Grin Laughing at All the Squares Bustling Through Their Tormented Lives! This bud's for you!

Happy 420 Day Everyone!

Here's some of the t-shirts most often seen at the University of Colorado 420 Festival...

How to Do a Keg Stand

It's not a college party now without the inevitable kegstand. While many young hooligans get started in high school, the keg stand becomes required once you hit the university ranks. If you've never seen it done before, we proudly offer you this video guide on "How to Do a Keg Stand."



Once you've got it down and you're ready to pound some beers, here some funny t-shirts to wear to your next keg party...

"Take A Stand" - Funny Keg Stand T-Shirt





"Lucky Keg Stand" - Funny Drinking Party T-Shirt





"999 Keg Stand of the Beast" - Funny Drinking Halloween Party T-Shirt