Wednesday, July 16, 2008

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Tuesday, July 15, 2008

Shark Week!

Ladies and gentlemen - the time has come once again. Oh yes! It is Shark Week on the Discovery Channel.

If you're like me, then you can't get enough documentary TV in your life. Sure, Deadliest Catch and Dirty Jobs kick ass, and there's nothing more educational than Blue Planet.

But when Shark Week rolls around we're talkin some serious TV.

And in honor of that silent deadly 1 million year old eating machine known as the shark I give you the two week old tribute to the two-decade 90s hip hop star.

STOP! HAMMERTIME!

This t-shirt features a hammerhead shark alongside one of the greatest musical lyrics of the 1990s. You can't touch this!

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Sunday, July 13, 2008

Never Forgets - Funny T-Shirt

Forget that dinosaur shirt you've seen other people wearing. Go with an evolutionary survivor. Unlike the brontosaurus, who had a brain the size of a walnut, an elephant "Never Forgets."
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Wednesday, July 9, 2008

Have You Seen Junior's Grades

And the Cradle Will Rock! Anyone who caught the awesome Van Halen Reunion tour this year... albeit between Eddie's stints in Rehab - cannot help but relive the glory days from the Women and Children First album.

This shirt commemorates one of the greatest "filler" lines in rock and roll history. In a song about a slacker going bad - running with gangs, losin sleep and winding up tied with who he meets - he's unemployed, his folks aren't overjoyed - the despondent father remarks "Have you seen Junior's grades?" {insert ripping Eddie Van Halen guitar solo here}

Some things never change. Whether the wayward boy has become hooked on gaming and World of Warcraft or done something really stupid like majoring in philosophy, nothing quite says "American Family" like the father's disappointment in his loser son.

Brings a tear to my eye, man. I need a moment.

This t-shirt features a retro icon of the disappointed alcoholic father lamenting that his son is a dumbass. Get it now at Shagtees.com.
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Monday, July 7, 2008

Runnin' With The Devil - funny runners t-shirt

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Our local Hash House Harriers group meets at a local pub after the run. Inevitably, the bartender, a wiry leathery sprite of a woman asks "What have you been doing? You look like you've been running with the devil." The joke never gets old. Linda, this shirt's for you.

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Thursday, July 3, 2008

Gourmet Coffee is for Suckers Funny T-Shirt

Mmmmmm. Coffee. Slurp.

I love a good cuppa joe, but I just don't understand why people will stop in at these fancy coffee shops on their way to work and stand in line for half an hour to order a "tall half caf double frappacino latte easy on the foam, no better make it a grande" only to walk out of Coffee Republic 20 minutes late for work and at least $5 poorer.

I make it in on time having already consumed 3 large mugs of good coffee brewed at home while casually reading the newspaper.

Is it the convenience? Is this other guy too busy to fix his own coffee and breakfast before heading out to the office? No. Not if he's got time stand in line at Starbucks, while the rest of us are waiting to start the meeting until Mr. Refined Taste for Java decides to grace us with his presence.

Let's face it. Gourmet Coffee is for Suckers. Fools and their money, soon parted.

Now you can get a t-shirt or coffee mug that says just that. Wear it to your next Poetry Slam and you'll get a round of finger snaps.

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Lewis Black Rants (Big Surprise There)




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Evil Genius - Bent on World Domination Funny T-Shirt

Let's face it, we're all evil. Some of us just have higher aspirations.

This shirt is for the uber-evil, not merely the quasi-evil. We want nothing less than world domination. Much like Stewie Griffin, Blofeld, Dr. Evil and Madonna.

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