I Don't Feel Tardy

Okay, seriously. Just what is "tardy" anyway?

tar·dy (tärd)
adj. tar·di·er, tar·di·est
1. Occurring, arriving, acting, or done after the scheduled, expected, or usual time; late.
2. Moving slowly; sluggish.

From the Middle English meaning slow. As it RE-tard-Ed.

It's a funny sounding word, but too many and you could make a serious mark on your *Permanent Record*.

All you high schoolers out there, I'm going to let you in on a little secret - there is no such thing as a permanent record. What you go away with in high school will not affect your ability to land a position with that swanky law office - on the other hand, your lack of education, breeding and refined sophistication *will* do the job on your behalf.

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Have You Seen Junior's Grades

And the Cradle Will Rock! Anyone who caught the awesome Van Halen Reunion tour this year... albeit between Eddie's stints in Rehab - cannot help but relive the glory days from the Women and Children First album.

This shirt commemorates one of the greatest "filler" lines in rock and roll history. In a song about a slacker going bad - running with gangs, losin sleep and winding up tied with who he meets - he's unemployed, his folks aren't overjoyed - the despondent father remarks "Have you seen Junior's grades?" {insert ripping Eddie Van Halen guitar solo here}

Some things never change. Whether the wayward boy has become hooked on gaming and World of Warcraft or done something really stupid like majoring in philosophy, nothing quite says "American Family" like the father's disappointment in his loser son.

Brings a tear to my eye, man. I need a moment.

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I'm Positive I Lost an Electron - Funny Science T-Shirt

It's time to start shopping for Back To School. When you hit campus this fall, be sure to sport this funny t-shirt. Your chemistry professor will remember your name and slide you all kinds of extra credit when she sees your sophisticated intellectual sense of humor.

This design features an illustration of an atom with a runaway electron escaping and bouncing across the shirt underneath the phrase "I'm Positive I Lost An Electron."

The design looks especially good on dark shirts. Also available on coffee mugs, buttons, caps and mouse pads.

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American Pi T-Shirt

It all started back in my freshman calculus class. We had this professor who was always making corny jokes.

One day, we were talking about the hilarious comedy movie "American Pie" and he overheard us. Next thing you know, he's up at the board and drew this big blob that sort of looked like a map of the USA with this ridiculously long string of numbers in it - 3.14159265358979323846.. and so on.

He turns around; looks at us with this big grin on his face and says "American Pi! Get it?".

We all looked at each other dumbfounded and then burst into laughter.

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