Size Matters featured on Tuesday Teez

On every Tuesday of the month, TuesdayTeez.com picks the best t-shirts on the internet and presents them to you.
This week's edition of Tuesday Teez features one of ShagTees' best-selling geek and nerd shirts. "Size Matters" is a clever play on old-school penis jokes, featuring an image of a brain, because in the long run intelligence trumps all.
"Size Matters" (brain) funny nerd t-shirt



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Ludicrous Speed

A bunch of my buddies are into cars - sports cars to be exact. Ferrari, Lotus, Triumph, Porsche, etc. They tinker in the garage. They watch Formula One. They Tivo "Top Gear" on BBC America. They even take their cars to a nearby road track to "race".

They also happen to love great movies. This shirt was designed with these gearhead guys in mind.

I proudly introduce "Eleventh Gear" and "Ludicrous Speed".

Eleventh Gear

Eleventh Gear is the motorsports enthusiast's homage to Nigel Tufnel of Spinal Tap, who proudly told the world that his guitar amplifiers "go to eleven". Well our new gearshift goes to eleven as well. Most blokes will be driving as fast they can, gears all the way up - where can you go from there? Well when I want that extra push over the cliff, I can gear up to Eleven. It's One faster.

Ludicrous Speed

Ludicrous Speed takes the Eleventh Gear joke and adds a reference to another classic 80s comedy movie - Mel Brooks' Spaceballs. In this Star Wars parody,the inept villain Dark Helmet (played brilliantly by Rick Moranis - I See Your Schwartz is as Big as Mine) chases after the heroes but cannot catch up. With Light Speed not getting the job done, he cranks his spaceship's engines up to Ludicrous Speed. The result is a big ol plaid mess.


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Got Blood? - Halloween Vampire T-Shirt

"Got Blood?" Vampire and gore fans will love this "Got Milk" parody t-shirt. Wear it at your Halloween party or your next gathering to watch Buffy, Angel, Moonlight, Blade, Kindred The Embraced, Blood Ties or Forever Knight.

Make Your Own Authentic Vampire Costume

Use this shirt as the basis for your very own Urban Vampire costume. Check out this terrific instructional video on how to make a pair of realistic looking vampire fangs.



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The Manatee - Nature's Nautical Speed Bump

Okay, we're all for saving endangered species, but come on. When doing so begins to inconvenience our private personal recreation time, you've got to draw the line. Who do these sea cows think they are anyway? I'm talking about the manatee - scourge of Florida's boating community.

Local governments along the Manatee River recently passed ordinances dropping boat speeds in specific areas.

In Tampa, local manatees are up to no good - wrecking crab nets and ending up in rehab.

For all of you boaters and wildlife lovers out there, you can now enjoy this politically incorrect, funny t-shirt - "The Manatee - Nature's Nautical Speed Bump". Wear it to your next Save the Wetlands or PETA meeting and be the hit of the party.

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Funniest, Most Offensive Yet Intellectual T-Shirt... EVER!

I'd like to take a moment to pay homage to the best offensive t-shirt ever made. This piece of brilliance comes from the folks at T-Shirt Hell, who specialize in making shirts that take a certain attitude and big set of balls to actually wear in public.

The winner of the best offensive shirt ever is... "Slavery: Gets Shit Done".

When I first saw this shirt, I laughed steadily for a good 10 minutes. I'd stop, look away and collect myself, then look and bust out all over again. Seriously, I couldn't breathe.

This shirt manages to be both crude and intellectual at the same time. Highbrow meets lowbrow. Truly brilliant. Let's take a look...

First off, the shirt is beautifully designed - the iconic imagery is easily recognizable and the fonts bring the message to the forefront from any distance. The shirt is designed for maximum visual impact.

Next, the joke itself. I mean really, slavery is offensive anywhere in the world. In the United States, the word immediately brings to mind the enslavement of blacks in the first half of the country's history. But this shirt brilliantly sidesteps that particular flaming paper bag on the doorstep and takes us back to a few thousand years ago and ancient Egypt's enslavement of its own people (as well as captives from enemy neighbors).

It's easy to forget that one of the most iconic, easily recognized and universally admired objects on the planet was built with slave labor. Think about it, did any of the Seven Wonders of the Ancient World just happen? We look back on these marvels and think "Wow! How did they do that way back then?" Well, here's your answer...

Slavery. Gets Shit Done.

Mona Lisa Ninja on TuesdayTeez

Mona Lisa Ninja, one of the best selling t-shirts of the summer, has made this week's Tuesday Teez. Drop by Tuesday Teez and cast your vote for Mona Lisa Ninja as this week's top t-shirt.
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NSFW - Not Safe For Work

NSFW - Not Safe For Work. You've seen this warning in e-mail messages that your buddies send you, and you know that it's going to be good stuff. Heh heh. Just make sure the boss isn't looking over your shoulder or you'll get busted for porn.

This funny t-shirt says "Content Has Been Rated - NSFW - Not Safe For Work - By Shagtees.com for the protection of the moral fiber of the country."

Whether you are a complete hottie or a hardly working slacker, this shirt is for you.

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