The Manatee - Nature's Nautical Speed Bump

Okay, we're all for saving endangered species, but come on. When doing so begins to inconvenience our private personal recreation time, you've got to draw the line. Who do these sea cows think they are anyway? I'm talking about the manatee - scourge of Florida's boating community.

Local governments along the Manatee River recently passed ordinances dropping boat speeds in specific areas.

In Tampa, local manatees are up to no good - wrecking crab nets and ending up in rehab.

For all of you boaters and wildlife lovers out there, you can now enjoy this politically incorrect, funny t-shirt - "The Manatee - Nature's Nautical Speed Bump". Wear it to your next Save the Wetlands or PETA meeting and be the hit of the party.

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Slacker Panda T-Shirt

Finally now you know the truth on why Panda bears are an endangered species. They're fat, lazy slackers with no interest in sex. They lounge around all day watching Mythbusters, playing video games, sucking down Red Bulls and eating takeout food... Okay, they eat bamboo shoots but I'd bet my life on the Mythbusters part.

With the proliferation of all things China this summer - from earthquakes to the Beijing Olympics to the Jack Black Tour de Force "Kung Fu Panda" - what better way to honor and celebrate the Chinese people and culture than to celebrate their most significant contribution to the animal kingdom.

An animal that is too lazy to have sex!

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you... the Panda Bear - Darwinism at work.

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Bonus Clip: Jack Black discusses Kung Fu Panda

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